complicated relationships?

All PPL seek affection in their lives, weather its wanting to get hand jobs from members of the opposite sexy who wear kool clothes (Merican Apparel/unique skinny jeans/PPL who make their parents give them credit cards to buy kool clothes instead of back 2 school shopping at mart stores/Sexy thrift store shoppers) having a person in the same bed, gettin married, having babies/playing JUNO or some other means. PPL are like the song Morrisson sings in the Smythes "I am Human and I need 2 B loved, just like everybody else does" which I think basically means "I am unique and my life has meaning similar to the characters I like in books/movies/short films with Michael Sarah and I want to share this experience with someone else for enough time to feel relevant (6 Months - a few years) but I'm realistic and who's gonna be together forever, so let's get an apartment and make <3 N talk about records until shit gets weird then we can get our records back to each other and talk for a while but not SRSLY and kinna not talk 6 to 9 months after we break up and make <3/get hand jobs from other PPL"



a-"Can I get my RCRDS (MSTRKRFT remix) back plz? KTHNX bye!
b-I'm sure yr new BF is k00l, I'm gunna get a GF w/bigger ear holes/more expensive skinny jeenz/keutR flats not from payless
c-Y'd U delete my phone #
d-Semi angry TXT messes while gettin' buzzed
e-finding new hand jobs/PPL 2 <3
f-putting all yr Smythes/Morrisson RCRDs on shuffle on yr iPod
g-U can have indie muzak I'm gonna get into house muzak/act relevant by getting on this electro trend
h-I'm gonna move and start over and get a new AIM account/upgrade my phone
i-U choose yr own response bcuz yr unique and yr opinion is relevant

Judging Other PPL 0001: Dumbest person in the world?

So out of boredom I ended up at www.omg.blogspot.com and here is what I found...

i am the dumbest person in teh world. literally. i scratched my best friend's mom's car. not intentionally. it wasn't a big scratch, but there were words exchanged. NOT by me though, i was too busy bawling my eyes out like a little pansy. whatever, i bet by wednesday it'll be all over because SCHOOL seems to dominate my life these days. it's not the work, i don't really have any work, but for some reason school seems so LONG and NEVERENDING and TIRING. i can't WAIT until summer, when i can do stupid, spazztic things like the above, without any worry. why are there only two days in the weekend anyways? whose bright idea was it that friday shouldn't be a weekend?!?! this weekend was WAY too short in my opinion. i saw the mummy returns on friday. it was sold out. brenden fraiser is good people.

 If yr rlly the dumbest prsn n the world y wood u put it on the net/tell everyone/say "yo inna nets! I'm a dum dum!" What's yr fav part of this dumb turn o century grl's blog about being dumb?

1. First sentence is "I am the dumbest persona in the world."

2. Self deprecating rant about being a pansy and crying

3. Rant about school OMG so teen drama!

4. Post is from 2001, this teen blogger is now probably working a real job/forgot about scratching her BF's Mom E's car/is not BFs w/ BF in this blog/doesn't rmmbr skool n e more/thinks the Mummy Returns sux

5. BLGGR praises BRENDAN FRASIER!

SRSLY tho my fav part is hearing some 1 say nice things abt brenny frasierton, makes me lol ppl, srsly, wenevr some 1, n e 1 talks abt that guy I lol...